Here are some photos of the upcoming Nintendo DS Lite (Black), which will be launched this 23rd June in Europe.

Nintendo DS Lite is a lighter and brighter version of the highly successful Nintendo DS, which has sold more than 4 million units across Europe and 16 milllion units worldwide. It will join the Nintendo DS range as a ‘premium’ alternative to the current Nintendo DS and is expected to retail at the estimated price of around £99.99 / 149.99 Euros.

BTW, I’ve posted a while ago about this video; shows how excited this boy is when he received a Nintendo 64 as a Christmas gift. Imagine if he happened to get a Nintendo Black DS!

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Football is a crazy sport.

Look at the way they score goals, OMG!

Here are 50 of them, pick one up to kill off those telemarketers!

1. Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
2. When they call back, tell them this is the devil’s residence.
3. Tell them he/she can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
5. Start telling them your life story.
6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live.
7. Reply to all their questions in song.
8. Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language.
9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house – preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.
10. As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly.
11. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis.
12. Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopstick.
13. Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning.
14. Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today.
15. Describe your socks in detail.
16. Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster.
17. Whiningly tell them that it is past your bedtime.
18. Midway through the conversation say, “Oh no Phil! You’ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?”
19. Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes.
20. Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!
21. Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong.
22. Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more.

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OK, lets go the Cingular website (ringtone section)…

Note: Use Firefox!

http://www-xl.cingularextras.com/fuel/enduser/portal/endUserHTMLDir?c1=1&dc=0

Now, OK first of all, find the ringtone you want (Music Tones/Voice Tones/Sound Effects/Polyphonic)

1. Preview the ringtone, easy – just click the speaker icon.
2. A new pop-up window will appears. Now, right click on this window and select ‘View Page Info’.
3. Select the ‘Media’ tab, and the third URL (Type = Embed) is the link to the preview file.
   

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or else…

OMG!

OK, I’ve no comment! Just sit back and watch…and of course enjoy!

LOL!

Police car need power and speed, that’s why some of the police cars in Italy are powered by Lamborghini! Here is one of them.

Hah, the South Korean Police has one as well!

Can you tell me the time please? Sorry, I’m having hard time to figure it out how to read these watches!

This one is good, if you want to insult someone (hope not) use one of these! hahaha…

1. If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
2. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
3. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck.
4. Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.
5. I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!!
6. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
7. They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
8. You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that’s all they’re good for.
9. People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
10. You must have a low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals.
11. I wish you were all here. I don’t like to think there is more!
12. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!
13. Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend you can get.
14. I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
15. Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
16. People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
17. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
18. The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
19. I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
20. When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
21. I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
22. I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
23. I’m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
24. I don’t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Source: Comedy Zone