This one is good, if you want to insult someone (hope not) use one of these! hahaha…

1. If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
2. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
3. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck.
4. Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.
5. I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!!
6. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
7. They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
8. You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that’s all they’re good for.
9. People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
10. You must have a low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals.
11. I wish you were all here. I don’t like to think there is more!
12. If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!
13. Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend you can get.
14. I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
15. Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
16. People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
17. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
18. The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
19. I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
20. When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
21. I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
22. I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
23. I’m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
24. I don’t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Source: Comedy Zone

For Ferrari fans out there, you might interested in one of these!

These are the consept pictures for the soon-to-be Olympic stadiums, Beijing 2008. Any thoughts?

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Pick one if you need one, especially in the month of World Cup!

1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.

3. Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!

4. I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

5. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

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Vista gets its own version of Internet Explorer 7.0!

In an effort to differentiate between versions of IE7 for Windows XP and Windows Vista, the latter will be tagged IE7+. Although both versions are both built on the same code base, Microsoft naturally reserves some features for its brand new operating system.

IE7+ will include additional features such as protected mode, parental controls and an improved network diagnostics engine. According to the IEBlog, these features take advantage of native capabilities in the Windows Vista operating system and it wouldn’t have been feasible to port them to older operating systems.

GamesRevolution.com has compiled a very interesting list of games, not the top 10 game of the year, but it is The 50 Worst Video Game Names Of All Time. Yeah, you get it - worst game name!

Ok, here is the list, starting from #50:

50 - Frogger: Helmet Chaos
49 - Zeitergeist
48 - Twin Eagle: Revenge Joe’s Brother
47 - Jumpman
46 - ASO: Armored Scrum Object
45 - Wild Woody
44 - Tech Romancer
43 - Prince Tomato In Salad Kingdom
42 - Beyond The Beyond
41 - Silhouette Mirage: Reprogrammed Hope
40 - Um Jammer Lammy
39 - PenPen Trilcelon
38 - Spanky’s Quest
37 - Cacoma knight In Bizyland
36 - M.U.S.C.L.E.: Millions of Unusual Small Creatures Lurking Everywhere
35 - Sticky Balls
34 - 70’s Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor
33 - Punky Skunk
32 - Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
31 - Awesome Possum Kicks Dr. Machino’s Butt!
30 - Catechumen
29 - World Soccer Winning Eleven 5: Final Evolution
28 - Panic Restaurant
27 - Ninja Hamster
26 - Iggy’s Reckin’ Balls
25 - Booby Kids
24 - Yo! Noid
23 - Lee Trevino’s Fighting Golf
22 - Astro Fang: Sumer Machine
21 - Divine Divinity
20 - Eggs Of Steel: Charlie’s Eggcellent Adventure
19 - Barkley: Shut Up And Jam!
18 - Tongue Of The Fatman
17 - Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
16 - Rosco McQueen: Firefighter Extreme
15 - Tobal No. 1
14 - Wargasm
13 - GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples
12 - XEXYZ
11 - No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
10 - Totally Rad
09 - James Pond II: Codename RoboCod
08 - Psybadek
07 - Nuts & milk
06 - Huygen’s Disclosure
05 - Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja
04 - Pesterminator: The Western Exterminator
03 - Mobile Suit Gundam: Gundam vs. Zeta Gundam
02 - If It Moves, Shoot It!
01 - Irritating Stick

These are my picks:

• James Pond II: Codename RoboCod
• Ninja Hamster
• Booby Kids
• Tongue Of The Fatman
• Bad Dudes vs. Dragon Ninja
• PenPen Trilcelon
• Wargams