Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the top 12 most lovely couples of the year…

Couple #1                                       Couple #2

Couple #3                                       Couple #4

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Here are 13 of the worst slogan translations, which when translated into other languages, it means totally different things, I mean the weird things. These are the funny English!

1. When Parker Pen marketed a ball-point pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to have read, “It won’t leak in your pocket and embarrass you.” The company thought that the word “embarazar” (to impregnate) meant to embarrass, so the ad read: “It won’t leak in your pocket and make you pregnant.”
2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: “Nothing Sucks like an Electrolux.”
3. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick,” a curling iron, into Germany only to find out that “mist” is slang for manure. Not too many people had use for the “Manure Stick.

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It’s quite simple to acheive this result. What you need is a cat and a slice of toasted bread + butter.

Get it?!

Make an eye contact with her!

OK, the instruction is pretty easy: navigate the car to the exit.

Sounds easy isn’t it? Try it out, and you will know…

You need to download and save it first: http://blazeitup.prv.pl/genius.pps

*Screenshot of this puzzle.

Chill out guys! The is the “Adobe Announcement”!

Chill out and have a good laugh!

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. 

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? 

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan!  It’s urgent. 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about? 

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!  

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Unused or spoiled floppy disk?? How about make them into this cool looking bag??

DIY here!

This is what you can do when you are in an elevator, just pick one or two!

1. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?”
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!”
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don’t panic, they open up again.”
15. Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura
17. Call out, “group hug!”, then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!”
27. Fart loudly then exclaim “Not I said the wolf”
28. Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout ” let go you bastard “
29. Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.”
30. Hire a Labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s directions.