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November 21st, 2007

South Park Mac vs. PC

A parody of the Mac vs. PC commercials with South Park characters. Pay attention to the Mac guy!

Would you get any better than this? I’m laughing myself out!


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July 16th, 2007

Life Before Computers

This is the life, way before the digital age of computers.

Life_before_computers

Cheers!


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June 15th, 2007

Google 2080

Huh, Google is God!

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Google is ‘digging’ you!


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February 8th, 2007

A Great Joke

Just to chill out your day! Enjoy!

GIRL: I have done a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that’s not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he took my clothes off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?

GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that’s no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!


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October 18th, 2006

Annie Wan, Sam Wan, Noel Wan, and Saw Lee

Chill out and have a good laugh!

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me. 

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this? 

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan!  It’s urgent. 
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about? 

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!  

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

 


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June 8th, 2006

Condom Emergency

I came across this joke when browsing a forum, find it kinda funny…

President Bush called Tony Blair with an emergency:

“Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried.

“My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”

“George, the British people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the Prime minister.

“I do need your help,” said Bush. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?”

“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Blair.

“Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Bush.

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May 23rd, 2006

Made in Japan

There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled, “Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!”

After a while, a Toyota sped past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, “Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!”

And then a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled, “Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!”

The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport. The fare was US$300.

The Japanese exclaimed, “Wah… so expensive!”

There upon, the driver yelled back, “Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!”


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