Funny Insults
This one is good, if you want to insult someone (hope not) use one of these! hahaha…
- If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
- If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
- Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck.
- Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people’s hair.
- I hear you pick your friends — to pieces!!
- I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it.
- They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.
- You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that’s all they’re good for.
- People can’t say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
- You must have a low opinion of people if you think they’re your equals.
- I wish you were all here. I don’t like to think there is more!
- If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn’t be murder; it would be genocide!
- Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend you can get.
- I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
- Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
- People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
- Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
- The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
- I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
- When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
- I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
- I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
- I’m very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
- I don’t hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
Source: Comedy Zone
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Comment by Thilak »
Haha, Nice Compilation. I love stuffs like this
Comment by TechBuzz »
Funny Insults…
Blogiseverything has come up with long list of funny insults. Some of my faviorites include:
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that youâ??ve never used it.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldnâ??t be murder; it would be ge…
Comment by Matt »
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Same here!
Comment by Amit »
your face look like it is used as a doorstep.
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