Guaranteed No Uptime Hosting!
If you are looking to host your website, check this out!
No Uptime offers something no other host does. We offer bad grammar and horrible performance. Who else can give you all that?
We go out of our way to remind you how little you and your data means to us.
We’ll even call you at 3am to remind you that your site is still down, who else offers this much support?Unlike those other fly-by-night hosts, when we say we’re going down for maintenance, don’t expect to see your files again!
Our server admin has a warrant for his arrest. Our company has financial backing by Enron. Our tech support doesn’t speak your language. And what does all of this mean for you? You’ve got nothing to worry about.
Ok, this is actually a dummy hosting site, no uptime fake hosting. So, you want your website hosted by them – even it is free of charge?
Their tagline, “Professionally bad hosting” made me LOL the whole day!
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