Questions That Are Unanswered
Just for a laugh of the day…enjoy!
- How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
- Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets arent going as ghosts but as mattresses?
- If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- Is there another word for synonym?
- Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
- If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isnt the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- Whose cruel idea was it for the word Lisp to have a S in it?
- Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?
My 2 cents
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Comment by Ian »
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Because it would cost more to produce the small amount of keys needed for drive-through bank machines due to having to have a seperate production for these than just having all made the same. Easy as that (found that in a first year Microeconomics book many moons ago)
Comment by Matt »
Ian..good one!
One is down..
Comment by Awais Qarni »
how can you tell time to a person which is unable to see as well as to hear?but he could talk.
Comment by Matt »
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Ah..another one!