The Best Headlines Of 2005
Note: These are actual headlines extracted from various media.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]
Crack Found on Governor’s Daughter
[Imagine that!]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that’s taking things a bit far!]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?!]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought!]
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren’t they fat enough?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That’s what he gets for eating those beans!]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[They taste like chicken?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]
And the winner is….
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Did I read that sign right?]
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