I came across this joke when browsing a forum, find it kinda funny…
President Bush called Tony Blair with an emergency:
“Our largest condom factory has exploded!” the American President cried.
“My people’s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!”
“George, the British people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you,” replied the Prime minister.
“I do need your help,” said Bush. “Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?”
“Why certainly! I’ll get right on it!” said Blair.
“Oh, and one more small favor, please?” said Bush.