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May 17th, 2006
15 Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is “Charles”. Chuck Norris did not respond; he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually “Chuck Norris–more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris–robot in disguise,” and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.
10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilizer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. When Chuck Norris’s wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, “Don’t worry about it honey,” and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, “Never question Chuck Norris.”
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you’re thinking to yourself, “That’s impossible, I already lost my virginity.”, then you are dead wrong.
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is “his” way.
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How to Cure Hiccups Instantly
If you are having hiccups, this is a really simple method to cure it instantly! I know hiccups are very annoying…so follow this:
- Get yourself a big cup of water.
- Hold your breath and pinch your nose (no breathing!)
- Now, slowly drink up the water you had prepared earlier.
- Keep on swallowing the water until you feel a drowning sensation.
- Stop drinking and take a deep breath.
- OK now?!!
My 2 Cents
This method works 100% all the time for me. Last time, I happened to drink a lot of water, until I barely can talk!
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How to Make a Joomla Template Yourself
Make a Joomla Template in 5 Easy Steps is a fantastic 91 page e-book detailing in 5 easy steps how to create your own Joomla template. Written for complete beginners and needing no expensive software or graphic design knowledge the e-book shows you how to create a Joomla template.
Download:
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The World’s Only 7 Star Hotel
The Burj Al Arab Hotel – located in Dubai, U.A.E.
- It cost a whopping $75 just to look at this place from the gate.
- It took 18 months to build, and had the Top 5 architects in Europe to design it.
- The cost to build this hotel is estimated at over $80 million.
- Just imagine what the rates are, a normal room will cost about $10k a day.
Here are some amazing screenshots of Burj Al Arab Hotel:
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How to Download Google Video
OK, it’s simply easy.
If you want to be able to download any Google video just follow these steps:
- Get Firefox 1.5 or later (if you don’t already have it).
- Install Greasemonkey.
- Restart Firefox 1.5.
- Install this script using Greasemonkey. (Right-click here and select “Install User Script…“)
- Done!
Now, go to http://video.google.com, find ANY video you want to download and just download the video in the format you preferred. (See below)
You can download video from Google in two formats:
- .FLV – Flash video is the best format for web. You need a FLV player. (See below)
- .AVI – Recommended! Playable by most media players.
To play .FLV files, you need to download and install FLV Player 1.3.3 (freeware)
http://www.download.com/FLV-Player/3000-2139_4-10467081.html
If you are too lazy to follow the steps above, you can just go to this site, fM Google, Youtube & Ifilm Video Downloader. But ONLY in .FLV format.
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Multi Bookmarks Toolbars in Firefox
To be honest, the Bookmarks Toolbar feature that comes along with Firefox is very handy, that is for quick link to your regular bookmarked sites—in just a single click.
But it has limitation, you can only have ONE Bookmarks Toolbar, and that is sad—when the current Bookmarks Toolbar is fully occupied by long bookmarks.
Lucky you, there are two ways: you can have an additional Bookmarks Toolbar or multiple rows of your current Bookmarks Toolbar.
The additional Bookmarks Toolbar:
Go here: http://users.blueprintit.co.uk/~dave/web/firefox/multiptf/index.html
(This is a plugin/extension that enable you to have a second Bookmarks Toolbar)
Enable multiple rows of your current Bookmarks Toolbar:
To have the Bookmarks Toolbar display many rows, add the following to your userChrome.css
/* Multi-row bookmarks toolbar */
#bookmarks-ptf {display:block}
#bookmarks-ptf toolbarseparator {display:inline}
Tip: Where is my userChrome.css?
This link might be handy; http://www.mozilla.org/support/firefox/edit
Hope helps!
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Windows Live Messenger 8 Beta Direct Sign Up Link
Forget the invitation – Just follow the link below to sign up as a beta tester for Windows Live Messenger 8 Beta. This link will take you directly to the Invitation Acceptance page that you would reach if you had been invited by another participant. So, what take you so long, just sign up and start using Windows Live Messenger 8 Beta.
Sign in to Microsoft Passport Network and go ahead with the link below.
Link: Windows Live Messenger Beta: Automatic Acceptance
This is what you should see!
Note: Make sure you open the link mentioned using Internet Explorer or else the download button is NOT clickable, just like the screenshot below (Opened in Firefox)
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