50 Things to Do When You Get Marketing Calls
Here are 50 of them, pick one up to kill off those telemarketers!
- Tell them they must have the wrong number, only God lives here.
- When they call back, tell them this is the devil’s residence.
- Tell them he/she can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.
- Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.
- Start telling them your life story.
- Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live.
- Reply to all their questions in song.
- Ask for someone who can translate Pig Latin, as you speak no other language.
- Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house – preferably under five. If no such person is available, give the phone to a pet.
- As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly.
- Start trying to give them a psychological analysis.
- Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopstick.
- Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning.
- Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today.
- Describe your socks in detail.
- Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster.
- Whiningly tell them that it is past your bedtime.
- Midway through the conversation say, “Oh no Phil! You’ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?”
- Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes.
- Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!
- Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong.
- Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more.
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Comment by Thilak »
Ha ha ha
Remove those images near Adsense ads because recently I was banned for that reason
Comment by Funny responses for the marketing calls - Keith »
Funny responses for the marketing calls…
Are you fed up of all those marketing calls you keep on recieving on your cell phones all the time like me?
I read a recent post on Blogiseverything about 50 very hillarious answers you can give them to make sure they don’t call you back again….